Stats • • •

Height:4ft 8"

Weight: 6kg

Race: Cuban

Religion: Political

Occupation: Student of politics in UCD

Political Persuasion: Libertarian (leader of the CPP - conservative party of Portmarnock)

Biggest Influences: The Kinks, Mick Jagger, Kevin Bacon & Eamonn Delaney

Favourite Phrase: J' no

Favourite Foods: Requires no sustenance

Other, non- Michaels' related interests
Thinking, wine tasting, cheese appreciation, equestrian.

 

 

Jones . . .
Maximum Jones, The legendary vocalist, born December 1st 1982 has been said to be the coolest member of the band. Can be seen to frequent the more bohemian cafes and pubs in Dublin's city centre, such as Simons cafe, JJ smiths and the Stags Head pub.

Role in the band . . .
Lead Vocalist, words.

Distinguishing Characteristics . . .
Jones is the only member of the band who doesn't wear underwear.

Jones is a firm believer in Rock n Roll, unlike Fillup, who is more interested in poetic explorations of the heart.