Michaels' @ Maximum - Fillup Maximum

Distinguishing Characteristics • • •	Fillup Maximum, michaels' @ maximum drum filler, born 14 August 1983 is the subject of many of the band's songs. His seemingly constant absence from the group leaves a hole in the hearts of the other members that cannot be filled by anyone else. It is said by the locals that Fillup is a keen climber, fond of taking on the massive K2 mountain, fighting his way to the top only to bathe in the stream of blood which spurts from its peak, as he believes this will enhance his drum filling strength and sexual prowess. Perhaps this is the reason for his frequent absence from the group.
Distinguishing Characteristics • • •			Stats • • •
Simon is the most intelligent member of the band... admitted Jones, one time when he was drunk. The only member of the band with designer facial hair (see photo). Craig David and Justin Timberlake are threatening a joint legal injunction.
		Height	7ft 2"
		Weight	17stone(approx)
		Race	Jewish?Y
Role in the band • • • Simon the absentee Drum Filler-drummed for the first Michaels year.		Religion	Athiest
		Occupation	Student of Literature in Tronitie
		Political Persuasion	Existentialist (ask him what that means... cause I don't know). He has now discovered that there is nothing corny about love and that love conquers all other barriers.
		Biggest Influences	Billy Corgan, Bob Dylan, Albert Camas, Dawson's Creek, James Joyce, Eamonn Delaney
		Favourite Fantasy	Anything involving a sailor costume
		Favourite Phrase	There is NOTHING L There's no use living, if living is without you.
		Favourite Foods	Greek Salad, Actimels, a mocha and a wrap
		Other, non- Michaels' related interests	Reading, writing poetry, Socialising, Scoring & getting his Groove on. L

Please note: most of the information on the band members pages is completely untrue
and was fabricated by the band in order to make themselves sound cool | stupid

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