Michaels' @ Maximum - Maximum Jones

Distinguishing Characteristics • • •	Dorkus Maximilius, born 28th May 1986, takes on the role of the band mascot. He joined the band on 15th November 2003, in order to Counter the coolness of Jones with excessive dorkiness, he also managed to take on the more extreme instrumental solos with his wide range of completely unheard of instruments. Unfortunately, they always seem to get cut from the final tracks at the last minute.
Distinguishing Characteristics • • •			Stats • • •
Most loved member of the band ( especially by Bobby)
Best Musician in the band (not true)		Height	normal
		Weight	normal
Role in the band • • • Band mascot Slowly balding and other hair-loss related activity		Race	International (airborne)
		Religion	nRa
		Occupation	Medical Student
		Biggest Influences	Danny, Gordy, Eamon Delaney
		Favourite Phrase	ya bunch a gays!
		Favourite Foods	Anything with cheese, peanut butter, ketchup, grease, dough, jam or meat (preferably all at the same time)
		Other, non- Michaels' related interests	Eating, Computer Games, Balding, Talking incoherently, giggling like a school girl

Please note: most of the information on the band members pages is completely untrue
and was fabricated by the band in order to make themselves sound cool | stupid

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