Stats • • •

Height: 5 ft 8

Weight: 10 stone

Race: Tibetan Pilipino

Religion: Aspiring Christian Monk

Occupation: Student of Theology in Mater Dei

Favourite Fantasy:
"Two lesbians... sisters... I'm just watchin"

Biggest Influences:
Pink Floyd, Neil Young, Prefontaine, Jesus, Melvin, the Buddah, Monks, Jack Nicholson, Syd Barret & Eamonn Delaney

Favourite Phrase:
Anything relating to 'the willy'

Favourite Foods:
Tea & three packets of biscuits

Non- Michaels' related interests:
Athletics, fetish

 

 

Jacoby . . .
Bobby Jacoby Maximum, born March 23 1983, is influenced strongly by religious music of all sorts. Jacoby hopes that his place in michaels' @ maximum will somehow get him straight into the local monastery, sidestepping the seven year initiation needed to become a monk.

Role in the band . . .
Fiddle, Mandolin, Vocals, Whistle, Guitar, Ukulele, words

Distinguishing Characteristics . . .
The only member of the band that thinks long hair isn't cool, unlike theGERNERAL and Jones, who have long hair and Fillup who aspires to have long hair (a massive black mans afro).

Jacoby disagrees entirely with all of Jones' political beliefs. The two members haven't spoken in twenty four years after a fight about suitable candidates for the 1292 presidential election in Naples.